Archive for December, 2006

Shut Up and Play Yer Guitar

Tuesday, December 26th, 2006

This is a Frank Zappa title. I think it was, yes indeed, guitar performances.

The thing is, is that the thing is. My philosophy.

I never have heard this work, or really can say whether it is an album, I think it is, but what caught my eye and mind the day I saw this in the record store was the attitude.

Tools of the trade this, can’t do this without that, don’t have the right guitar, don’t have a studio, don’t have a record deal, don’t have the right strings, aren’t good enough, suck badly, can’t sing, can’t play, can’t, can’t, can’t, well, yeah, all of these objections and excuses are pointless so why don’t you just shut up and play yer guitar? Love the concept. Love the truth. This was long before Nike and their Just Do It slogan.

The biggest lesson in life, is that there is no lesson. Very simple. Those motivated and obsessed are simply being what they are, play the guitar or whatever without apology and without a buttload or requirements. And they may suck. And they may not. But they are what they are.

I have a recording of OED from 1979 somewhere. Nope, I didn’t make it. My buddy Moby Bristow pulled out his little portable cassette during practice, the ones used for dictation originally, and hit record. Now I would never have done that because that would result in an inferior recording with inferior equipment performed by an inferior band playing inferior songs. And I don’t have a bunch of recordings for this reason. Now we have a window into that practice session thanks to Moby. If I can find the tape.

What Moby knew was what Frank knew. What the hell difference does it make just get on with it. Play to play, not to be superior or pure or whatever.

The purists lose and the passionate win.

Tools of the Trade

Monday, December 25th, 2006

Speaking of tools.

Just perusing a piece in emusician on cd sweetening by some dude who gets paid by the major labels to tighten up performances. Great junk.

Amazing tools, that allow you to pretty much meticulously completely re-perform a performance in a sense. Now, yes, crappy singers with star quality can be made stars after all.

Not really down on the notion but if you spend any time recording at all it only takes a small amount of studio sweetening, necessary usually, to realize that if you had just learned your instrument and performed worth a damn in the first place there wouldn’t be half as much work fixing the junk. The other angle on that of course is to say you did it on purpose a la Nirvana.

Still, these tools allow the art of recording, and mixing and producing a CD to reach new artificials heights, furthering the road braved and paved by the Beatles.

The rest of the issue really focuses on software and hardware tools of the trade. You begin to realize that this industry is more and more focused on the studio side and less and less on the skill and performance side. Of course, that is what an emusician does, still, the lack of organic people is pretty clear. I sure don’t miss it though.

What comes through today more than ever is the complete lack of skill in the modern pop musician at performing an instrument. You don’t see the virtuosos as readily, though, yeah they are out there, mostly not in pop. More and more, mediocrity is not only acceptable but popular. Then take out the creativity and what you have are some really well produced and doctored recordings.

I came to the realization not too long ago that the only ones pushing the envelope were the rappers. I don’t know why I would say this having really only listened to Brotha Lynch Hung’s Season of Da Siccness but this was honest art. Now, I guess they too got sucked into the glossy commercial machine that is so much fun to punish and purchase. Girl sings, dude raps, repeat. But the Brotha, he was honest back then.

So back to the tools of the trade. I suppose I just wonder what happened to music for the sake of music, the bard earning his dinner and giving the folks hope and diversion. Music was free, you didn’t charge per se and you sure as hell didn’t expect to be paid forever if you happened to make a recording.

Another topic, the advent of recording, the piano roll and the droll end of open music.

There is no substitute for flat out virtuosity.

Shut up and play yer guitar.

Merry Christmas

Monday, December 25th, 2006

And there you have it.

Merry Christmas everyone and lest we forget, Jesus Christ, was, and lives on in our minds.

Thank you Jesus for setting an example with some virtue that we can all continue to strive to uphold and emulate.

Mark.

Rock and Roll

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

Speaking of which, where is it?

One time, not long ago, I made a statement, an accurate statement, “there is no honesty in the world anymore. . . . . except for rock and roll” and I still feel, in my gut, that this could be true.

But a problem rears its ugly head. Where is rock and roll?

Yeah, I know, the heavily distorted guitars playing “power chords” with vocals absent of melody and a somewhat rhythmic staccato double bass drum delivery is now considered rock. I know that pop is considered a different animal than rock. I know that rap and hip hop are considered different, and I know that there are so many genres now that one is boggled.

No wonder the music industry is going down the drain.

And that is the key. It is an industry.

No art, no creativity, no heart, no feeling, no meaning?

Well, no meaning aside, the point here is that rock and roll as an expression of wild abandon and a lust for life has been reduced to a sort of punctuated reflection of what once was.

No sentimental attachment here, but I wonder about life after Cobain. At least we have OED.

His Mouth is a Mirror

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

Talk about no meaning. Here I am talking with Nived and we hit on a fact. A simple fact.

I ask him why he is such a mean guy.

And the answer lies within, him, and the answer is that if you had a mind mirror for the lad, he is just being honest, these are just his thoughts, in fact what he thinks goes straight to his mouth so his thought dreams are seen and his head will be put in a guillotine.

His mouth is a mirror of his mind.

The Hook and the Journey Back

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Well. OK. This is a pretty common theme, and we all know and love the hook.

You don’t have to have a hook of course, but they sure are a fun goal to be reached as the lyrics progress.

The journey to the hook, or refrain, is where creativity can really be a blast.

Using lyrics and context the most enjoyable twist is bringing the meaning back to the refrain in the new context of the line.

Ultimately the song itself works the circle and completes a cycle ending where it started.

Musically the same thing happens.

Rock and Roll.

Musical Genius

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

I am not.

But I’m a decent mimic. And I have a pretty decent ear. I also don’t really dig emulation which gives one the vain attitude of only really being into doing one’s own thing.

Yeah.

One’s own thing.

The way of knowing things.

My favorite line from The Last Wave starring Gulpilil.

Dreams are a shadow, of something real.

So my buddy, Adam Clark, gets a hold of me cause he’s taken up guitar and can’t figure a chord from a tune he wanted to play. After I mocked him sufficiently for even wanting to play someone else’s tune I took a listen, and couldn’t tell him the chord.

Like I say, a musical genius I am not.

Jack of all trades, Master of Known.

Tools of Creation

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Sometimes I reflect on the concept of ignorance is bliss as applied to the creative process.

Ignorance of how its done or how it should be and so on can open the door for very creative and unusual compositions. Think Paul McCartney not wanting to learn to read music to stay pure.

Dumb. Actually.

The reality of the situation is that a tool is just a tool and creativity is a mindset and way of being, the way of knowing things, the way of arranging things, the way of expressing things.

The tools used, such as knowledge of music theory, knowledge of song structure, a hammer, make no difference to the truly creative mind.

Create, by any means necessary.

The World on Hold

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Rhythm is part of the addiction and desire for repetition.

This is known as meter or timing. Drummers used to have to be good at it, to lay down a foundation the rest of us could follow. Ended up doing it myself most times.

The human heart beat is the cliche metaphor to explain the need to drum.

When a drummer lags, the world is put on hold, but like the locomotive with momentum eventually you cross that bar.

I See Myself

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

Ever wonder how much you know yourself?

Ever wonder why what other’s say or observe about you never agrees with what you see of yourself?

Ever avoided the truth?

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Seriously though, knowing yourself may seem obvious but the reality is usually all of us humans don’t really spend any effort or thought on getting to know ourselves.

Some of us recognize that only ourselves have the potential to be known, by us, so not doing so is wasting the only chance one has to know anyone, to really know anyone.

The next obvious statement is that what one sees and what those outside see depends on what you reveal. Know thyself, reveal what you will.

I see myself, and no one else does.